We've been receiving quite a few complaints about specific fountains form around the country. So much so our in boxes are overflowing. To keep up with all this, please request a "Complaint Report," if need be. We be happy to mail or fax one to you at our earliest convince.
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the drinking fountains in the high school gym taste sick and the water is warm and one of them squirts everywhere. the drinking fountain across from mr. Reiniche's room is the best. thats all.
-RIPmaxthebunny
We would be happy to mail or fax an official "NDFA complaint Report" to you, so that can be taken care of. We are sorry your local drinking fountains are unsatisfactory. The NDFA is here to take care of problems like this.
i agree with RIPmaxthebunny about all of that... that's SO true
At my school the water fountains are terrible. In the choir room, the water fountian knob is broken off and there is a ginormous glob of hardened pink chewing gum stuck in the already tiny hole. I was devastated to find my childhood companion in this state. And most of the water fountains don't work, but if you are lucky enough to come across one, it's probably warm.
Gross.
:-) ~And that's all I have to say about that.~
Forrest Gump
eww, poor bozzie.
why didn't they yet invent a fountain that decapitates whoever abuses it??!!! you know, like having to stick your head through a gullitine in order to use it, and if you stick your gum in it, the rope will break, and then that would be one less person ruining our fountains.
that is a very good idea about the gullitine. we should make blueprints
-Noah
I dunno...what if the blood got in the drain??????????????????????????????? ratings would surely plummet.
that dumb guillitine thing was a joke...geez. Oh, and why is water 'flavored w/minerals for taste' when it's just water? It seems like a bit of a waste.
You'd be surprised at how important minerals are to human life. And they sure are delicious!
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