Monday, December 11, 2006

Complaint Reports

We've been receiving quite a few complaints about specific fountains form around the country. So much so our in boxes are overflowing. To keep up with all this, please request a "Complaint Report," if need be. We be happy to mail or fax one to you at our earliest convince.
Thank You...

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

the drinking fountains in the high school gym taste sick and the water is warm and one of them squirts everywhere. the drinking fountain across from mr. Reiniche's room is the best. thats all.
-RIPmaxthebunny

The Management said...

We would be happy to mail or fax an official "NDFA complaint Report" to you, so that can be taken care of. We are sorry your local drinking fountains are unsatisfactory. The NDFA is here to take care of problems like this.

Anonymous said...

i agree with RIPmaxthebunny about all of that... that's SO true

Bozzie said...

At my school the water fountains are terrible. In the choir room, the water fountian knob is broken off and there is a ginormous glob of hardened pink chewing gum stuck in the already tiny hole. I was devastated to find my childhood companion in this state. And most of the water fountains don't work, but if you are lucky enough to come across one, it's probably warm.
Gross.
:-) ~And that's all I have to say about that.~
Forrest Gump

Anonymous said...

eww, poor bozzie.

why didn't they yet invent a fountain that decapitates whoever abuses it??!!! you know, like having to stick your head through a gullitine in order to use it, and if you stick your gum in it, the rope will break, and then that would be one less person ruining our fountains.

Anonymous said...

that is a very good idea about the gullitine. we should make blueprints

-Noah

Anonymous said...

I dunno...what if the blood got in the drain??????????????????????????????? ratings would surely plummet.

Anonymous said...

that dumb guillitine thing was a joke...geez. Oh, and why is water 'flavored w/minerals for taste' when it's just water? It seems like a bit of a waste.

The Management said...

You'd be surprised at how important minerals are to human life. And they sure are delicious!